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we’re supposed to be making koi fish in art class but instead of doing that my table made a penis and here’s me posing with it
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[smooth jazz music playing softly in distance]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6776b9b18f2b95ba8ced7707f17b075a/tumblr_mjii9tSHAl1rmk2iso1_500.png)
[smooth jazz music playing softly in distance]
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the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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The life and times of a person who both has no life and can't tell time.
